Waking up in Sonoma was cool. I have never been to “wine country” before and as we came down off the mountain it was very foggy, but we could see the vineyards that we had unknowingly driven past the night before.
Morning vineyards He didn’t lose the ball despite the low visibility
After Bre tided up the van and Duke and I had our regularly scheduled programming of morning fetch: fog edition, we got back into the van and I typed “breakfast burrito Sonoma reddit” into google. Reddit did not lead us astray, and we found ourselves at a wonderful breakfast burrito food truck.
Bre was not very happy with me, and this morning was probably a low point on the trip emotionally. She said that my working and our fast pace was making her feel alone, and that we weren’t getting to see anything because we were moving too quickly and trying to see everything. A point well taken. Since then I have tried to separate work into discrete time periods, and we are thinking about cutting some things from the itinerary so that we can spend more time enjoying the places that we visit.
We were only about an hour and a half from our destination, San Francisco, so today was not expected to be a big driving day. And it wasn’t. We found ourselves in Marin around noon and stopped at Target for some dog food before heading over to Rodeo beach to admire the surf. We got to play fetch on the beach with Duke and then cruised Sausalito very briefly before heading over the Golden Gate Bridge into the city.
Fetch on Rodeo BeachDuke rests in the shade by the old barracks
Because I spent a year in San Francisco after college, I had some favorite haunts that I wanted to check out, so we were able to arrange a dog sitter, Kathy, who was a friend of a friend, and also booked a hotel room in town for the night.
Having dropped off Dukem and the van at Kathy’s place in Daly City, Bre and I ubered into the city and checked into our hotel. It was nice to be out of the van for a while, and we showered and put on clean cloths for our night out on the town.
Every time I return to San Francisco I am reminded at just how hilly it really is. We had a drink at our hotel before heading out to a restaurant, and the view from hotel’s bar was great.
We decided to take a self driving car to the restaurant. Yes, you read that correctly. In San Francisco they have a service called Waymo which is basically uber except there is no person driving the car. It was a thrilling and strange experience to watch the blinkers magically turn on and off as the wheel spun around on its own and the car navigated to our destination.
Sir??
Bre and I had a great dinner down town before heading over to one of my favorite bars- the black horse. This is said to be the smallest bar west of the Mississippi. It has about 8 bar stools and whether you like it or not you mostly hang out with whoever else is there, because the small quarters force interaction. We met some really fun people and had a wonderful evening. The beer options are few, and your selection is drawn from a bathtub full of ice and bottles behind the bar. Bre loved the bar which didn’t surprise me. A wonderful night in a beautiful beautiful city.
A unique and wonderful little bar in San Francisco: The Black Horse
Waking up in the Jedediah Smith wilderness outside of Crescent City, we were now officially in California. We woke at an RV park along the Smith River which truly is a beauty. After a morning fetch routine, breakfast at a little diner, and stopping on a couple bridges to look into the glassy blue clear water, we continued south on the 101.
What morning at our RV park spot looked likeThe water was deep and clear
Around lunch time, probably 12:30, we stopped in Eureka CA. After a quick fetch session with the beast we did some lunch-oriented googling and realized that Eureka was actually known for Oysters. We found that the main oyster restaurant in town was not going to open for another 90 minutes so we decided to go to the grocery store and see if we could get some there. We did end up getting some there, along with a shucker, and we ate them in the park, but they were not very well-shucked (full of bits of shell), and by the time we had done our shop and park-shuck it was just a few minutes until the popular place opened so we just headed over there to be the first customers.
Version 1 of our oyster quest
The wait paid off. WOW! This place was fantastic. The restaurant was called Humboldt Bay Provisions. They have a unique policy where in order to work in the restaurant you have to also work on the boats in the bay. The guy working there explained that the policy makes it really hard to find employees (people with both skill sets and interests are rare), but also makes it so that the employees who they do hire are very knowledgable.
When in Rome
The Oysters that they had there were absolutely amazing. Apparently this bay in Humboldt supplies 70% of the Oysters in the entire state, including a lot of the famous places in San Francisco. We ended up having a dozen each, in a few installments of 6. Some broiled and some fresh.
A feast of oysters
Climbing back into the van we pressed south eventually arriving in Sonoma California for the evening. After an unfortunately radiused turn at a gas station left our silver chariot with a blue scar, we found our way up and up and up a moonlit windy hill to a state park. Being that we were in Sonoma, California (and having just scraped the side of the van on a gas station’s pump-protecting concrete pillar), we had picked up a bottle of local red wine which we enjoyed at our moonlit mountaintop resting spot.
I’m sorry everyone. We have been having fun and moving a lot and I’ve been working and I’m full of excuses but I have been neglecting this blog a bit. Here goes nothing.
After Bend we headed back to the coast. We ended up in a town called Florence, OR and we stayed at a state park campsite that had close-by a seemingly endless field of huge sand dunes. In the morning we walked and fetched Duke on the dunes which was really cool. A totally novel biome, from my perspective.
Dunes by dunes by dunes. Oregon.
In the winter months these specific dunes allow ATVs to prowl around, and judging by the tire marks on the steep, remote parts of the dunes, the riders take full advantage.
After our morning walk we headed further down the coast, stopping in the afternoon at a crab house. The crabs here in Oregon are dungeonous crabs, which are not as tasty as blue crabs in my opinion, and the ceremony of eating them is clearly very different. Instead of cracking crabs around a table with friends for a long time, the menus seem to highlight various crab sandwiches (with cheese??) and soups. My experience here is based on one or two tourist trappy coastal roadside restaurants so I’m not sure how reliable my sample is.
As the sun set and we were driving down the coast I was working in the backseat desk area and Bre pulled over. She got out of the car without disturbing me (or perhaps in spite of me) and walked down to the beach. Though I was focused and in the middle of work, I looked at my computer screen, looked at the ocean, looked at my computer screen, shut the laptop, and slid the van door open and climbed out, throwing on my crocs.
What a good decision that was. This beach, at this hour, was quite possibly the most beautiful place on planet earth. If not the most beautiful, then at a very minimum tied for 1st.
Serious business set in heaven
We played fetch with the young beast in the reflecting sunset. Another woman and her dog joined us. It was fantastic in every direction.
As it got darker it just got more vivid
After the sunset we pulled into the town of Crescent City and went into a burger joint with 10,000 beers on tap. The bartender convinced us to head up to the Jedediah Smith wilderness to camp, claiming the river there to be not first or second, but the third cleanest river in the world, such that one could see down 30 feet. Who can pass up the third cleanest river in the world? Not us.
As a terrible angler, looking into water at fish (like an aquatic bird watcher) is a beloved hobby of mine. Bellies full of mediocre bar food and thoughtfully selected craft beer, into the wilderness we drove.
Things have been getting little hectic and moving a bit too quickly on hitched and rolling so this post is going to be a little different. We are doing a speed round today, cramming a few days into one post so that I can move on and be caught up.
We woke up at the Cidery in Brady, Washington to a beautiful morning and hit the road almost immediately. We were close to the coast so we wanted to drive down and see the Pacific Ocean. On our way to Astoria we reached our first emergency.
Snowbird Cidery – not a bad place to wake up! Good MORNING
As far as emergencies go, it wasn’t terribly emergent. Let’s call it our first adversity. The van came to us equipped with a rear, external, cargo trunk attached to the trailer hitch. It held extra supplies like camping gear, coveting Hitched and Rolling T shirt inventory, and extension cords for electric hookups at campsites.
Somewhere along the 101 South we kept hearing some grinding noise and Bre convinced me to pull over and investigate. Thank god she did. The bumper itself, which is supposed to be connected to the chassis of the van and supports the hitch, had somehow sagged such that the storage rack was making contact with the road. Not good.
Not good. Thank God for those tiny rollerblade wheels they added to the bottom of the trunk for situations like this. Dukes new roommate
After an hour or so of tool use and a call with Jamie (the van’s owner) we threw the trunk into the bed area (Duke was not amused by the idea of sharing his riding area with a nearly-coffin-sized plastic trunk) and were back on the road. Jamie told us that we were absolved of any ownership of the trunk, as we obviously couldn’t have it occupying our bed for the next 4 weeks, and that we could throw it out or sell it or do whatever we wanted with it. Fair enough.
The trunk itself was in perfect condition (the van’s hitch was the issue) so we listed it on Facebook marketplace in Portland.
We stopped for seafood on our way to Portland where we would visit my friend Franky and have dinner. She lives in a really cool artist-style house, one of those places that is just good for the soul, and it was great to see her.
South on the 101Bre pokes around during a quick stop at the Sou’wester, an old and eclectic lodge on the Oregon coast. Franky’s side yard. Ready for any kind of project.
In the morning we decided to head to the mountains of central Oregon instead of back to the coast. We sold the trunk to a fire fighter and dropped it at the station. We drove to Bend Oregon and it was a wonderful drive over the Mt. Hood area, a touch of winter. When we got to bend we found a dog friendly patio restaurant with space heaters that also played the Commanders football game. Ideal! Except we lost in overtime.
The guy got a good deal. We just had to get rid of it. Bike Polo – I think this is a Portland thing. Seemed fun In Portland. Having lost the storage trunk, Bre orchestrated a major refactor of the van’s organizational layout On the way to Bend. Deschutes River. Fish were rising at dusk!
In Bend we stayed at a really nice state park and sprung for HOT showers in the AM. We walked around Bend and had a breakfast burrito before heading back over the mountains to the coast. The short days are tough because the daylight just gets away from you. Because we hung in bed for a few hours in the AM and didn’t get on the road until 1PM, it felt like it was dark before we knew it. That being said, between Bend and Florence (the coastal town at which we stayed last night) we did get an awesome hike in at a waterfall, somewhere along the McKenzie river.
Hitched and Rolling rolls on.
Morning was cold but Showers were HOT. And clean and nice. Thank you Oregon state parks! Talk about a nice stealth campsite! Our hike between Bend and Eugene.Duke found a stick that he liked
Thursday morning we woke up at our hotel. The hotel is charming. It is clean and seems entirely unchanged from the 1970s. Complete with a shag carpet, some kind of infrared bathroom heat lamp and a faux-wood GE mini fridge. As is tradition, we stopped for a coffee and took Duke to a local park on our way into the morning world.
Blueberry park was great
Bre’s sister Billielee and her wife Tiffany live around 10 minutes from the hotel and when we arrived we were met with some awesome bagels, cream cheese, and lox. Billielee and Tiffany have both at some point been professionals in the culinary world so they take food pretty seriously, which is of course appreciated by your author. For examples, with the bagels, cream cheese and lox was also available some sprig of dill as garnish.
We hung out for a few hours and as you can imagine the main event, the thanksgiving meal, was also fantastic. We had stuffing, cornish hens, green beans, and the most delicious squash-mash dish I have ever tasted. Billielee and Tiffany’s friend Julia came over with a pumpkin pie and there was also a homemade cranberry and cherry tart made by none other than ex-professional-pastry-chef Billielee.
Quite the spread!
We hung out at their place for six or seven hours and it was really Fun to hear stories about Bre and Billielee‘s childhood in Virginia. 20+ year-old family photos made an appearance which always ads a bit of color to any family gathering.
It was raining most of the day but at one point it cleared up and Duke, who, as always, was quite popular, got to demonstrate his incredible fetch prowess on the back lawn.
After a wonderful day we left with full stomachs and headed back to our humble accommodation, the Flagship Inn, which, I must add, has an incredible shower. On Friday we woke up to a different view from the hotel balcony. The fog and rain had been replaced by crystal clear blue sky’s and sunshine – a phenomenon that Bre explained to me is fairly rare in Bremerton, and should not be taken for granted.
After a quick Starbucks run, we drove up onto the hill to an old cemetery to catch a glimpse of the only-visible-in-clear-weather Mt. Rainier. I parked the car so that we could just take in John Muir‘s favorite “fire mountain” in all of its glory for a few minutes, before we headed to a local park to play some fetch with our young beast.
Lion’s park Rainier in the distance looms
We had all-you-can-eat sushi for lunch before heading back to Billielee and Tiffany’s to hang out some more, and take a group trip to the park for some fetch and walking. When we got back to their place, Tiffany, having driven behind us for a couple miles on the way home from the park, noted that our van’s rear storage trunk was surfing up and down somewhat alarmingly, an insight that would prove to be quite prescient later on.
Tiffany, Billielee, Bre (and Duke)
After hanging out a bit longer on Friday afternoon Bre and I decided to hit the road and continue our journey. As we left the Bremerton area, it was now squarely nighttime, and Bre, sitting in the passenger seat, reflected on how nice it was to see her sister Billielee and her wife Tiffany. I agreed as I had not met them before. We were really grateful for the stop, the hospitality, the family time, and of course the delicious food.
But as is the nature of life on the road, circumstances demanded that we look ahead. Connecting to the starlink, Bre identified a farm and Cidery as a potential harvest host at which we could stay the night. Unable to reach them by phone or by website, we decided to just drive there and see what happened.
Upon arriving at the farm/cidery we introduced ourselves and asked about whether their parking lot was accepting overnight guests. We were greeted with an emphatic “of course!” before ordering a pair of cider flights. Duke was invited inside and the host’s husband Duncan soon appeared. Turns out Duncan had hiked the majority of the Appalachian Trail in 2018 so when Bre told him how we had met his face lit up and we spent the the next couple hours sharing trail stories over their homemade cider.
Buzz and Woo talk Trail
The owners of the farm could not have been nicer and we had a wonderful evening hanging out. By the time the operation finally shut down for the evening, Bre and I had sampled every cider on tap and ordered a pizza for dinner, which buzz insisted we enjoy in the heated patio gazebo he maintained just a few steps outside the cidery.
Another wonderful day and night. One of my favorite things about this trip is the people that we meet along the way, sharing stories and having fun. Hitched and Rolling is very similar to hiking the Appalachian Trail in that way
We woke up at our wonderful parking spot overlooking Pendleton, Oregon. We have been using an app Called iOverlander which offers a variety of tools for RV travelers, the relevant one in this case being it’s crowdsourced directory of vetted and commented-on sleeping spots, overtly sanctioned or otherwise. In this case the app led us to a gravel parking lot by the airport which offered a tremendous view, a cool breeze, and a quiet and peaceful night’s sleep.
Sleep spot had a nice view in the AM
From bed using the starlink Bre found a coffee shop that he determined she wanted to try. It was called the Bucking Bean. Being the fantastic husband that I am, I offered to drive there while she and Duke stayed in bed. I took back roads and drove carefully as I transported my lounging cargo such that their bed found itself parked about 40 feet from the object of Bre’s desire. I even went in to grab the coffee and breakfast, a fact that would actually backfire for Bre.
When I got into the shop I knew that it was a good spot because of the coagulation of older locals that sat there chewing the fat over morning coffee. Like the gas station in Enon, Ohio, this was a community meeting place.
The Bucking Bean
As I taking the photo that you see directly above, a gentleman saw me and asked whether I was from out of town. And this is where Bre’s plan began to backfire. His name was Rick and he loved to talk about the history of Pendleton, Oregon and the surrounding areas. “The Oregon trail ran right through here, you know”. Soon Rick had called over a buddy to tell me his slice of Pendleton history as well. I really enjoyed learning what they had to share, it’s always nice to dig into the context of an area while travelling. I told them that we had googled Pendleton and seen that there was an old mill, and they assured us that we had to go take a tour.
When I finally got back to the car, the coffee and breakfast burritos were cold. I’m just kidding – but the conversation had certainly slowed down my time-to-delivery. Luckily, my sleeping and cozy wife was unfazed. It appears as if Bre’s patience while cuddling with Duke in bed has no limit.
There just so happened to be a park directly across the street from the Bucking Bean so Duke and I initiated our morning routine while Bre, post coffee and breakfast, tidied the van. Soon we were ready to get moving.
He’s ready to go
The Mill was much cooler than I expected. Turns out Pendleton is a company famous for their blankets, and the mill in town was actually their original factory. We got to take a tour which was really unique. The blankets are very expensive, but at the mill they have an area where they sell “defective” blankets at around 40% off, except in most cases the defects are unrecognizable. We did a bit of gift shopping. I actually wanted to look at the flannel shirts as well and Bre basically had to drag me out of there because we were a mere 6 hours from the goal we established at the conception of Hitched and Rolling – Bre’s sister’s house in Bremerton, Washington.
I worked in the car for those 6 hours as Bre drove, and we arrived at her sister’s house around 7pm. Just in time to say hello and then retire to our hotel room so we would have energy for the next day. Another great day on hitched and rolling.
Having made the necessary preparations for the necessary preparations for departing first thing Monday morning, and seeing as we are mostly adjusted-still to the eastern time zone, we woke up and said our goodbyes to Bean, and had wheels on pavement leaving Breckenridge before 7:30 am.
We drove out of Breckenridge, and on our way out of town we stopped for one more throw of fetch with Duke at Carter Park. Bre grabbed a Starbucks and she would need it because she was going to drive literally the entire day. This was first day of Hitched and Rolling’s second week and it was my first day back at “work“.
Leaving Breckenridge
Bre drove the entire day and the Starlink worked great (thank you to Mr. And Mrs. Duber for the wonderful starlink hardware, which was a wedding gift) as I did zoom meetings, wrote code, and responded to emails, all from my laptop while traveling 70ish Mph down i70.
Aside from Bre driving and me working, the day was not particularly eventful. Soon after noon we stopped at Green River State Park in Utah where Bre took Duke for a walk while I had a zoom meeting.
Old emergency vehicles in Green River Utah
I was sorry to not be participating in the road trip but the reality of the matter is that if we are going to be spending 6 weeks out here it is not feasible that I can ignore my gainful activities for that entire span of time. In the afternoon we hit a bit of traffic but kept heading west until we arrived at our stop for the evening – a harvest host called Uinta Family Farm. It was dark when we rolled in so we didn’t get to see much, but we briefly said hello to Robert the farm’s owner. The weather was nice and we cracked a chilly window for optimal sleeping frigidity.
The way that harvest hosts works is that you get to stay in cool locations (vineyards, farms, breweries, etc) and in exchange you are expected to buy something. In the case of Uinta Family Farm they had a small store set up that sold Alpaca wool products. Uinta Family Farm’s primary resource, as it were, is alpaca, so their store had quite a nice selection of goods. Robert had just retired after 36 years at the Department of the Interior and offered to show us around the farm after our quick shop in the farm store.
Robert and the ladies
We got to see a variety of birds (ducks, swans, chickens and Pea fowl, as Robert called them) and also the alpacas. Robert separated the Alpacas by age and sex and he suggested that we might want to see the female pen because they were cuter and less likely to spit. Sounds good!
We said hello to the Alpacas which was really fun. They are very curious animals, always wanting to walk up and say hello, and we didn’t get spit on even once. We also got to meet the guard dog Tank, who weighed 180 lbs. Yes, you read that correctly. Wow! Tank is right.
Bre, Alpacas, and Tank (left)
Eventually we packed up and left the farm and continued our trip westward. Due to the presence of the farm animals and Tank, we were not able to play fetch with Duke in the morning. My new strategy when it comes to finding places to play with Duke wherever we are is to search on google maps for the keyword “county park”. I find these to be the perfect mix of accessible (nearby), open (expansive enough to play fetch) and unpopulated. The park at which we found ourselves this morning was unexpectedly tranquil – almost perfectly quiet. The cold night’s air had frozen the blades of grass which crunched and became imprinted as I walked in. 20 minutes and one tired dog later, the conditions had warmed such that my return walk made no such impression.
Duke’s prized possession, a “chuck it” ball, dangles before him
For the second day in a row I worked on my laptop in the back while Bre did all of the driving. She drove for about 10 hours today, only stopping to fill up gas and occasionally use the restroom. I am more than happy to be her flight attendant, fetching her Topo Chico (seltzer water), coffee, or snacks from the fridge as needed.
All of the sudden I looked up and we were taking an exit. The captain had made a decision. It was night time. “Where are we?” I asked. “Pendleton, Oregon”, she proudly replied.
Well okay then! Pendleton, Oregon it is!
The main street was old-fashioned and idyllic, kind of a quintessential western town. We stopped into two irresistible bars on Main Street, each with quite opposing appeal. One dive bar which proudly claimed to be the oldest bar in Oregon, and one luxurious hunting-lodge-themed cowboy bar, where we split a French dip sandwich before retiring to our evening’s improvised rest on a hill overlooking town and the highway below.
We woke up at Bean’s house on Saturday morning. Bre made some breakfast sandwiches and we cleaned out the van and started some laundry while Bean hit the slopes for a couple morning runs. Jenny is out of town visiting her folks for thanksgiving so we didn’t get to see her unfortunately.
When Bean got back from skiing we all decided to go for a hike. The hike was a solid climb but it was an absolutely beautiful day. We hiked with Bean and his neighbors and friends, Miles and Christy. Duke was loving it. We climbed up almost 1000 feet, starting on a forest service road and then onto a hiking trail. There was a light dusting of snow that was only really present in the shade.
When we got the top Bean requested that we not look to our right hand side until we reached the peak. I complied. The view from the top was stunning. Like a postcard. Duke seemed to enjoy it too. Bean said that he sometimes does this hike before work, and that it usually takes him around an hour. What a way to start the day. Bean has clearly optimized his life for outdoor recreation, and as far as I’m concerned that seems like as good a thing as any around which to optimize. The smell of the forest somehow reminded me that I was out west and the chipmunks eventually caught Duke’s attention as we sauntered back down to our waiting vehicles.
Saturday night was a special night in Breckenridge, at least according to Bean and his friends. There was an annual event taking place, the Friends of CAIC Fundraiser. CAIC stands for Colorado Avalanche Information Center, and is apparently some kind of nonprofit that measures and tracks avalanche conditions. My understanding is that CAIC provides some kind of informational resource that Bean and his Breckenridge ski friends treasure quite dearly. What most of us think of as “skiing” these guys call “resort skiing” which is to say that they distinguish skiing at a resort as merely a subset of the wider sport. What they seem to prefer to “resort skiing” is “ski touring” which, as I understand it, involves climbing up mountains, usually multiple thousands of feet, and then skiing down on one’s own route. Without chairlifts or ski patrol or predetermined runs at all, this group of alpine pioneers depend heavily on the CAIC’s guidance when it comes to figuring out what is safe and what isn’t.
Before heading to the big event we went to a fancy seafood restaurant’s happy hour where we had some delicious oysters. Bean and Miles’ friend, Connor, was our waiter which was really fun because it felt like he was part of our table. After dinner we walked over to the fundraiser. I didn’t really know what to expect. The event was held inside an amphitheater type building and was vaguely reminiscent of a farmers market or a science fair, in the sense that basically all of the activity was divided into “booths”. Many major ski brands were represented by booths, where employees from the brands were giving out free gear. Importantly, there were more than a handful of beer booths, where local and regional beer companies were dispensing their product. Admission to the event came with two free drink tickets and for some reason those tickets flowed suspiciously easily. I’m not really sure where the abundance of tickets came from, but Bean and his friends somehow had seemingly dozens of tickets. The tickets flowed so easily, in fact, that I decided to switch to non-alcoholic beer, for fear of not being able to keep up. I’ll blame the altitude. Either way I think I made the right decision because in the morning I was feeling better than most.
Sunday morning Bean wanted to go “resort skiing” for a couple runs so Bre and I joined him in taking the town gondola over to the mountain’s base. On the gondola we met an interesting guy named Eric who taught AP Bio at the local high school and was from my hometown of Bethesda, MD. Upon arriving at the resort base, Bean went up for 2-3 runs and Bre and I split a breakfast burrito at a small bar near the lift line. After our activities had wrapped up the three of us reunited and went back down the gondola to the parking lot where we caught the free Breck bus back to Bean’s house.
In the afternoon the three of us took a lovely walk into town where I got some much needed supplies (a new wallet because Duke had eaten mine a few weeks ago, and some sunglasses), and had lunch. On the way into town we took a scenic trail and Bean showed us the town’s new mountain bike course.
After our afternoon stroll we went back to Bean’s and napped. In the evening Bre made a delicious pasta with spaghetti from an amish market we had visited in Ohio and spicy tomato sauce prepared and canned by Bre’s friend Brittnee.
We were all exhausted and hit the hay around 8:30 Sunday night so as to tackle the new week head on. All and all a great weekend in Breckenridge with Bean. We charged up our batteries (literally and metaphorically), did our laundry, showered, and generally basked in the comforts of stationary life. Tomorrow we continue west.
Duke chasing a snowball on our hikeView from the top of our little hikeHandsome pup CAIC eventComing back from the eventBean stands at the end of a mountain bike course’s gang plank and explains the line. The drop off the end of the platform is close to ten feet, landing on the snowy ramp visible ahead
We woke up outside of Tyler’s house and went inside to greet him for the morning. For some reason its always fun to spend time with a friend in the morning of a work day, maybe because its so rare that we are hanging out with friends in that setting. Worlds colliding or something. Tyler was getting ready for work and doing some work calls and Bre and I each got a shower, but we were all generally loafing around in the kitchen and living room. Tyler didn’t have to be in person at his office until around 10 so no one was in a huge rush.
About a decade ago when he moved to Colorado, Tyler started a construction company called Frient Construction. Legend goes that he started with a rented Penske truck and a single saw that he bought off craigslist. I am still a bit hazy on the details because since that time he has started an additional pair of sister companies, but basically Frient Construction does concrete cutting mostly, and his other companies do related but distinct activities like paving (parking lots, roads, airport runways) and a specific kind of dirt excavation used to find pipes and utilities in the ground.
I am generally fascinated by small businesses, and I also usually think its fun to see the places where my friends work, so I was stoked when Tyler invited us down to his office park to check it out and take a tour. We drove separately, with Bre and I stopping for a coffee pit-stop along the way. Much to her pre-caffeinated dismay, Bre accidentally called in her pick up Starbucks order to a drive-through-only Starbucks. Due to clearance concerns, she was forced to walk through the drive through line which I found funny and she did not – but at the end of the day she got what she needed and we kept moving.
We met Tyler over at Frient Construction HQ and got the tour. Right off the bat it seemed like a really laid back work environment, and there were a lot of smiles and good mornings from everyone which, being that the culture was built by Tyler, does not surprise me in the least. Tyler is an incredibly fun and welcoming guy, always looking out for others and being authentic, and frankly his work environment seemed to echo that. It was cool to see.
Frient Construction HQ
Tyler showed me a lot of the heavy duty equipment that they have at the headquarters and let me sit on the steamroller which was fun. Duke dog enjoyed the tour as well. I even got Tyler to pose in his office for a photoshoot. Though he would never admit it, around his office park he is known as the Steve Jobs of concrete cutting and related niche construction applications.
Tyler in his element It was pretty cool to see the whole operation.
After we went and saw Tyler it was almost time for lunch, and Bre wanted to do some van-administrative activities at Costco, which just-so-happened to be a short drive away. We both went into Costco and left Duker in the car, a standard with which he is slowly but surely becoming more comfortable. We got some steaks for dinner, some fruit, a big soft blanket, and a small variety of snacks. We then found a nice city park on google maps and took Duke to play some fetch. Now that is is daylight the mountains clearly affirm that we have, in fact, made it west.
A nice lunch on the lake front restaurant’s dog-friendly patioBeautiful park with the mountains in the background. We tired him right out.
After the park and a quick lakeside lunch, Bre and I did a couple more errands before heading over to my buddy Harrison’s house for an afternoon walk and dinner. Harrison and his wife Taylor just had a baby a few weeks ago (their first) and so it was great to see them and hang out. They have an awesome set up with a big grill and a beautiful fire pit. Harrison started learning guitar about a year ago and has made some incredible progress in that time, and so it was really fun for us to hang out and jam by the fire. We cooked up the nice big Costco steaks with some smashed fingerling potatoes and a delicious arugula salad. Bre got to hold the baby which is likely the highlight of this entire trip for her.
The Archers. Baby Ellis Archer.
After a few hours hanging out by the fire we said our goodbyes to the Archer family and climbed back into the old chariot for a 2 hour jaunt up over the mountains to Breckenridge Colorado where our friend Bean lives. It was a bit sketchy going over the mountains as it started snowing, but slow and steady never fails. We arrived at Bean and Jenny’s new house and got the tour before hitting the pillows in their guest room. Another great day on hitched and rolling.
Today we woke up at Acadian Moon which was the winery in MO. The early morning scene on the lake was fantastic and Duke got some great fetch in while Bre did some much needed tidying in the van. We finally hit the pavement around 7:45 and continued west.
Doggins in the morning
I drove for a couple hours while Bre rested and then we pulled into a truck stop to switch places.
It was here that circumstance required us to address a reality we have been trying to ignore – the inevitable eventual draining of the toilet. Though it had only been 4 days, and the toilet in the van is only for emergencies, emergencies had accumulated faster than we anticipated.
Not your average carry-on
RVs have two toilet receptacle types: cassette or tank. A tank is bigger so it requires less frequent emptying, but it also requires a dedicated site at which to do so. Cassette (like our van has, which according to the van’s owner Jamie is the standard in European RVs) offers the opposite attributes: more frequent emptying that can take place in a far greater number of places. Theory aside, it was time for us to face the facts.
We pulled the cassette out of the van’s side and unfolded its handle. Jamie said that it was no big deal to bring it into a rest stop toilet but I still felt somewhat clandestine as I rolled the waste filled suitcase past the unassuming patrons into the family toilet and locked the door. Bre and I took a selfie before the process began, when we still had hope and light in our eyes.
I won’t bore you with the details but we got it done and it wasn’t as bad as you might imagine. Chemicals help tremendously with the smell. Without them I’m not sure I could have done it. Another aspect of life on the road. Mission accomplished.
After leaving the truck stop Bre took over driving. When I woke up again it was after noon and Bre had put in a solid 3 hours. It was now sunny and warm and flat with a bright blue sky and khaki grass. We were in Kansas.
Fetch round 2
After a rather long fetch break at a rest stop, we switched places and I would drive for the rest of the day. We stopped in a town called Wilson, Kansas, which is famous for having the world‘s largest hand painted Czech egg. We pulled up to the egg and could not believe how big it was. Bizzare and awesome.
Note Bre and Duke in the foreground for scale
While we were admiring Wilson’s egg we saw a flyer for a decommissioned nuclear bunker, which was now a tourist attraction. The flyer provided a phone number so we called Matthew. Even though it wasn’t a tour time, Matthew obliged and told us to come on down.
The site was only a couple miles away so we headed over. When we arrived at the abandoned missile silo site, It was, as you would expect, totally unassuming. Just a concrete slab, a candy cane shaped exhaust, and a small building approximately the size of an outhouse.
What lies beneath?
Matthew had purchased this land many years ago with an investor who passed away, so the property had been stuck in limbo until around five years ago when he decided to resurrect it.
The tour started with Matthew walking us around the above-ground portion of the property. He gave us a history of the area. Apparently this silo was finished in 1961 and was live until 1967 before it was replaced by a newer generation of technology. The silo housed an intercontinental ballistic missile with a range of up to 5000 miles which effectively gave it a strike zone of the entire northern hemisphere. The missile had a nuclear warhead 300 times more powerful than the bombs used in World War II and could be ready in a mere 20 minutes. The silo was strategically located in Kansas because although it was top-secret, the military knew that the location could probably be discovered by adversaries and in the event of a nuclear war, would be a target. By positioning the silo in the center of the continent, the military figured that in the event of a nuclear strike, the United States would have more time to react, and fire our Kansas-based missile to achieve the deterrent of mutually assured distruction.
Matthew talked about the irony of how nukes like the one that lived in his silo could actually make the world safer. He also talked about how the particular rocket his silo housed, after being decommissioned, was used to send communication satellites into space and therefore ultimately made the world both safer and more connected.
Next he took us down into the underground structure. The structure has two areas, both deep underground connected by a bridge (tunnel).
The control room (now airbnb) is the little room on the left in the diagram, connected to the silo by a tunnel
The first area is the control room and living quarters for the people who worked at the base. They would do 24 hours on and 48 hours off, being shuttled back-and-forth from a military base about 50 miles away. Matthew had turned the old control room and living quarters into an Airbnb, which was really really cool. He talked about the similarities between living underground and living on other planets in the future. In both cases, there are concerns about fresh water, fresh oxygen, and food. Matthew’s hope is that silos like his can be used as experimental examples to hopefully one day inspire extraterrestrial colonies built for humans.
An emergency exit hatch in the control-room-turned-Airbnb. The hatch would have been filled with sand when the site was in use, pull tab to release sand into room and clear hatch for escape
Next he took us into the actual silo itself. I was blown away. The silo is 190 feet tall and 60 feet wide, and looking up at its ceiling (which was the other side of the cement-doored pad on which we began the tour) really put the scale into perspective.
The tunnel connecting the control room and the silo. This was Matthew’s dog DozerThe double-doored entrance to the silo itself The sheer scope of the silo itself is difficult to convey
The silo contained about 80 feet of water at the bottom, water that has seeped through the concrete over time. A no-longer functional sump pump would have handled that while the base was active in commission.
After admiring the military-grade, seemingly-bottom-less pit for a few minutes we reemerged towards the earth’s surface with a new found appreciation for the engineering prowess and scale of the government’s secret projects. If that was obsolete in 1967 what do we have now? Wow.
Duke has been adjusting to life on the road and I think we have finally turned a corner in that regard. When we approached the van after our roughly 45 minute absence he was asleep in our bed, much like he would be if we left him at home in our non-mobile domicile in Washington.
The rest of the day was hard driving. Though i70 in this stretch is straight and flat, the weather was an obstacle as we pressed on to Denver. Operating the vehicle had my full attention in the hours of rain that continued into nightfall. Finally after around 4 hours of driving at high speeds (safe but not slow) in the rain at night we arrived in Denver at my buddy Tyler Frient’s house. I hadn’t seen Tyler in years, and he hadn’t met Bre, so our introductory reunion was somewhat celebratory in nature, with a dash of whiskey and a big sushi spread to prove it.
Tyler and BreTyler sporting his newest T shirt
All in all another great day on Hitched and Rolling.